he almost killed himself with Bisquick

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Via Bone Breaker

hybrid macaw

(photo by michael fitzsimmons)

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mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal

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Via I am the antagonist

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"I told you, this isn't a cigarette, It's a lollipop" (Ginpachi-sensei)

(Source: yaoidesu)

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Via Bone Breaker

(Source: pictochat)

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mundofantasma:

Cosplay do Dia.
Loki.
Podem encontrar Journey into Mystery na nossa livraria online.

awww super cute <3

Chat 18793Notes

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”